Happy Sunday FUland, let us sin...

He called me delusional, but I'm pretty sure he meant delicious. Whatever 🙆‍♀️😂

I deserve to be selfish, I'm last in everybody else's world. Rock dem likes FUland!

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses...hit it!

TY Southern Blonde for being the 1st one to bomb me! Appreciate it! Thought maybe my page was broken or somethin. 🥴

Peace to those whose dreams were replaced with survival mode. I hope you do whatever the hell makes you happy!

If you have read my status and thought to yourself, "she's the type to have someone tied up in the basement"... I can assure you,I don't have a basement 🤭 morning FUland!

Ladies, don't forget to squirt in his eyes too, that way he can't see other bitches😉

Go love on my sweet FU hubby! He's got a bunch of shiny things running! Have a FUn evening FUland😘

How do I load a Pic into a private album on the app? It won't let me select any album but default. Dats a prob 👀

If I could only put my mouth where my mind is....enjoy your evening FUland😘

I'd definitely choose you in duck duck goose😉

“These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc. These are the men who took the cliffs. These are the champions who helped free a continent. These are the heroes who helped end a war.” — President Ronald Reagan

Heyyyy, my page is boosted! Stop by and play with buttons, it helps your rocket fuel😉

The inventor of the envelope was wild. What do you mean I have to lick it without cutting my tongue😳😂 Good morning twisted FUland!

I'm wore out from all this bangin. Good night FUland and TY for doing things to me 😘

Woowee that last boomy rocked me outta my high heels! We rocked it this evening fam😘

Nah...changed my mind, I ain't kissing ass unless we're in tangled sheets. Enjoy the rest of your humpday FUland💋

Kissing ass is not my forté, but I guess Ima learn, cuz whew!

Adjustments will be made after this run. I've been gone for only 3 months and some of ya'll act like you don't even know me. Take your meds I guess 💋